I’m not racist. I don’t see race. I don’t even see my own race. People tell me that I’m white and I believe them because I just devoted 6 minutes to explaining why I’m not racist. And that’s one of the whitest things you can do."
— Stephen Colbert 
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TDS & TCR | 2013.09.12 Jon and Stephen on Putin’s NYT Op-Ed

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bluedogeyes:

Stephen Colbert was supposed to feature Daft Punk but sadly they cancelled at last minute… and this happened.

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Stephen Ghoulbert’s Spooky-time Halloween fun guide (Featuring Tom Hanks)

“You don’t understand the pressure of being Tom Hanks. You’re at the top man, they’re always gunning for you! And now I’ve got that punk Joseph Gordon-Levitt nipping at my heels…”

Tom Hanks, once again proving why he’s the greatest living human being. 

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"To be fair…they were asking for it."

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Stephen Colbert Covers the U.S. Women’s Gymnastics ‘Fab Five’ Victory

NBC won’t let The Colbert Report use actual footage from London, so Stephen is forced to recreate Michaela Maroney’s winning vault using a doll and a twinkie. 

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