Stephen Ghoulbert’s Spooky-time Halloween fun guide (Featuring Tom Hanks)

“You don’t understand the pressure of being Tom Hanks. You’re at the top man, they’re always gunning for you! And now I’ve got that punk Joseph Gordon-Levitt nipping at my heels…”

Tom Hanks, once again proving why he’s the greatest living human being. 

“To be fair…they were asking for it.”

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Stephen Colbert Covers the U.S. Women’s Gymnastics ‘Fab Five’ Victory

NBC won’t let The Colbert Report use actual footage from London, so Stephen is forced to recreate Michaela Maroney’s winning vault using a doll and a twinkie. 

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Stephen Colbert recreates Michaela Maroney’s winning vault for the U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Olympic team using a doll and a twinkie. 

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spending the day catching up on jon and stephen; worth it.

Dan Sinker, Journalism professor at Columbia College, Chicago - the bearded face behind @MayorEmanuel.

~ The Colbert Report, March 8, 2011

Goddamnit, Sinker.  Stop making me feel even worse about not getting into Columbia.